Liquid Death - Cans
Don't be scared. It's just water. And iced tea. Murder your thirst. Death to plastic.
Cherry Obituary: These ruthless tallboys of flavored sparkling water are armed with agave nectar and merciless flavor to refresh your body and murder your thirst. Lightly sweetened with agave for more brutal flavor
Dead Billionaire: These psychotic cans of half iced tea, half lemonade are dead set on using natural agave and B vitamins to savagely murder your thirst and turn its insides into balloon animals to book gigs at children’s birthday parties.
Mountain Water: Liquid Death Mountain Water comes from a deep underground mountain source protected by a few hundred feet of stone and contains naturally occurring minerals (aka electrolytes) that aren’t just good for your body, they will murder your thirst. Instantly.
Sparkling Water: Liquid Death Sparkling Water doesn’t just look like a beer, it is actually carbonated like a beer. Slightly less carbonation means less carbonic acid is formed, which means it's less bitter and more thirst murderous than many other sparkling waters.